Your fork is my shovel. I eat real estate and I drink coffee.

“I wouldn’t love you if you were the last Sodomite in Gomorrah.”

“My body had some sort of reaction to my erection, and the only thing I could th…”

“If I took a candy bar, ripped off the wrapper, ate the candy bar, and pinned th…”

“I could see that she was eager to please and impress me, and I was excited to s…”