You’re already older than the last time I saw you, and I just saw you right before I blinked.

“If all the centenarians formed their own country, they’d be both the youngest c…”

“A blanket could be used as an example for how you should make important decisio…”

“If I met a man who had eleven sons, the first thing I’d ask is, Are they all yo…”

“Her name was Rebecca. Or at least that’s what her nametag said. She was making …”