You’re disoriented. You just woke up. You’re in the future. You’ve been asleep for eight hours.

“If I were silent and invisible, I’d fear nobody. And if I were tasteless too, n…”

“Dear Natalie,In a recent study conducted by jarodkintz.com, nine out of ten peo…”

“I had a dream about you. You were Ginger Rogers, and you were trying to teach m…”

“A blanket could be drenched in water, frozen, and then enjoyed like a giant cot…”