You're given a large measure of freedom here. If you abuse it, you'll regret it.

“By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!”

“And for the first time in his life, he smiled thinking about the always-coming …”

“I don't understand why I screw everything up.”

“Cold one day, sweet the next; irresistibly flirty one moment, resistibly obnoxi…”