you're just pissed you liked it

“If you aren't a pissed-off cat, you shouldn't make noises like one.~Freeing Car…”

“People think alcoholics are violent. They don't hold down jobs or they're out d…”

“I'll be like your bodyguard or something. Me Tarzan. You Jane.”

“You guys think you fooled me in the beginning,” she rasps. “You were only fooli…”