You’re not worth the salt in my tears or the brain power it would take me to even conjure your face. (Aiden)

“What made you immortal? (Nick)Really good DNA. (Acheron)”

“Being an arrogant braggart just doesn’t work for me. (Devyn)You should try it. …”

“Then I want you to run all of your words backward in your head and listen to th…”

“Just out of curiosity, can an immortal choke to death on a bagel? (Francesca)”