You're the other white meat!

“Jeff: I understand you guys had a good day today?Peanut: Yes we had a great day…”

“jose jaliopinio on a stick" do you like bmw's (big mexican weman)”

“Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Knock, knock.Jeff Dunham: Who's there?Achmed the Dea…”

“So Achmed if you've been in my suitcase this entire time how have you been gett…”