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“Walter: Do you see this lovely young lady sitting right here in the front row? …”

“Shut up or i'll kill you by Achmed the dead tarries.”

“Jose: Do not drop me senorJeff:i wont drop you,joseJose:then i be jose jalapeno…”

“Jeff: I understand you guys had a good day today?Peanut: Yes we had a great day…”