Zeus looked like a really buff, really angry hippie.

“There's no point in defending camp if you guys die. All our friends are here.”

“Leo fell in love with every girl he saw-as long as she was completely out of hi…”

“Doughboy," I said. "What is this scroll?""A spell lost in time!" he pronounced.…”

“everybody-even monsters-needed a little attention once in a while.”