Zoo-Wee Mama!

“For the record, I think it should be illegal for a boy to have to fold his moth…”

“I didn't really know what to expect from detention but when I waked into the ro…”

“I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of …”

“See, when you're a little kid, nobody ever warns you that you've got an expirat…”