Quiet descended, a silence so consuming that even the drafty corridors ceased whistling. Bog wasn't certain where to look, so he solved the problem by plucking out his eyes and sticking them in a drawer.
A. Lee MartinezTag: eyes ogres awkward-moments ned
If I was really, really lucky, Felix might throw a fireball at me, and I'd get out of the rest of this freakshow.
Sarah MonetteTag: humor wizards awkward-moments
Slattern! What a wonderful new word. 'Slattern,' I murmur appreciatively to Patricia.
'Yes, slattern,' Bunty says firmly. 'That's what she is.'
'Not a slut like you then?' Patricia says very quietly. Loud enough to be heard, but too quiet to be believed.
Tag: awkward-moments
you’d think that silence would be peaceful. but really, it’s painful.
David LevithanTag: silence awkward-moments
He leaned forward and plucked something out of my hair. 'What—?' He held the dead leaf before me.
'Must have gotten that rolling around with Alexi in the backyard.' I blinked and looked at him. 'That sounded so wrong.'
He nodded, eyebrow quirked. Waiting.
'I’m trying to learn a few things from your more experienced brother so I’m ready for our big event.'
His expression didn’t change.
'Yee-ahhh. Not any better, huh?' I laughed. Our big event could mean two vastly different things to Pietr. 'Lemme just run through the other ways I could get this wrong: Alexi’s teaching me some moves. He’s trying to put the hurt on me. He was putting me into some positions I’ve never tried before...I snorted. I couldn’t help myself.
A muscle near Pietr’s left eye twitched.
'He’s teaching me to fight!' I laughed, grabbing his wrists.
Tag: puns awkward-moments
Sometimes the silence is the loudest thing in the room.
Cory BasilTag: silence loneliness awkward-moments awkward volume
I like awkward moments. They are full of tension and suspense. Anything's possible or, at the very least, they are the source of some electric sizzle.
Donna Lynn HopeTag: awkward-moments awkward awkward-silence
The hot water pools are steaming, Fagan and Monsanto and the others are all sitting peacefully up to their necks, they're all naked, but there's a gang of fairies also there naked all standing in various bath house postures that make me hesitate to take my clothes off just on general principles. (p. 106)
Jack KerouacTag: homosexuality awkward-moments hot-tubs
If you want to call it quits, just tell me. Man up and say it to my face. Don’t just skulk around.
J.M. RichardsTag: breakup jerks awkward-moments awkward breakups fights man-up tall-dark-streak-of-lighting j-m-richards tdsol anna-and-chad breakup-quotes call-it-quites jerk-boyfriend
You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
Dave BarryTag: women pregnancy fat awkward-moments pregnant-woman foot-in-mouth
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