A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

Mark Twain

Tag: humor bank bankers



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I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I didn’t have that much time.

Steven Wright

Tag: humor bank



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Smartass Disciple: Master, can you trust this bank to keep your money safe?
Master of Stupidity: Well, I can put a bit less distrust on this bank than others.

Toba Beta

Tag: money bank safe saving distrust



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The bank - the monster has to have profits all the time. It can't wait. It'll die. No, taxes go on. When the monster stops growing, it dies. It can't stay one size.

John Steinbeck

Tag: capitalism bank ownership



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In the early 1980s, Graham worked hard to turn the Repository into a respectable business, rather than a ludicrous one: Graham's wife didn't like keeping the sperm at the Escondido estate. Not only had the house been picketed, but a Japanese trespasser had once made a run at the sperm, only to be nipped by a family dog.

David Plotz

Tag: bank bizarre dog sperm



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He tried to read an elementary economics text; it bored him past endurance, it was like listening to somebody interminably recounting a long and stupid dream. He could not force himself to understand how banks functioned and so forth, because all the operations of capitalism were as meaningless to him as the rites of a primitive religion, as barbaric, as elaborate, and as unnecessary. In a human sacrifice to deity there might be at least a mistaken and terrible beauty; in the rites of the moneychangers, where greed, laziness, and envy were assumed to move all men's acts, even the terrible became banal.

Ursula K. Le Guin

Tag: capitalism economics bank banks banking leguin



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If you owe ten pounds to the Bank of England, you get thrown in jail, but if you owe a million pounds, they invite you to sit on the Board

Philippe Riès

Tag: humor bank finance economic-collapse



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Sokaktaki bir bank iyi bir yazar olabilir çünkü her çeşit malzeme şiddetli bir yağmur gibi onun üzerine gelir!

Mehmet Murat ildan

Tag: bank



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TOP TAX SYSTEM is the only solution to check economic recession, inflation, unemployment, corruption, tax evasion, black money, fake currency and poverty, extortions, ransoms and robberies. Read full article on TOP TAX SYSTEM on the website - http://singletax.org

VIJAYA KRUSHNA VARMA

Tag: bank budget taxes tax



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from RIVER

My body is filled with sand. The heavy grains flow from my eyes and seek somewhere to fall.

Speak to me friends. Tell me I am free to go now, for I need to sit alone in the sun on the river bank, juggling pebbles.

Jay Woodman

Tag: eyes bank river sand pebbles



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