Barney's Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a plan
when his dad said "Eat your peas."
Barney shouted no and ran

Barney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellar
Barney's Mom never found out where he'd gone,
Cause Barney didn't tell her.

There his dad spent his life eating mice and gruel
With every bite for fifty years
he was sorry he'd been cruel

Bill Watterson

Tag: calvin-and-hobbes barney

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Love you! Girl, you're in the very core of my heart. I hold you there like a jewel. Didn't I promise you I'd never tell you a lie? Love you! I love you with all there is of me to love. Heart, soul, brain. Every fibre of body and spirit thrilling to the sweetness of you. There's nobody in the world for me but you, Valancy.

L.M. Montgomery

Tag: romantic sweet the-blue-castle barney valancy

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That Mesozoic mama's boy wouldn't have lasted five seconds in the Cretaceous period.

Gordon Korman

Tag: barney

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