The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.

Shel Silverstein

Tag: humor fear dark light bat

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Other crack teams get bat boomerangs and wall-climbing powers; we get Aquatruck.

Cassandra Clare

Tag: funny team bat truck

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Her father sagged as relief spread through him. “I thought
something awful was happening.”
She frowned. “Something awful was happening. It could have
got stuck in my hair.

Derek Landy

Tag: hair awful bat

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And so, my beloved Kermit, my dear little Hussein, at the moment America changed forever, your father was wandering an ICBM-denuded watseland, nervously monitoring his radiation level, armed only with a baseball bat, a 10mm pistol, and six rounds of ammunition, in search of a vicious gang of mohawked marauders who were 100 percent bad news and totally had to be dealth with. Trust Daddy on this one.

Tom Bissell

Tag: trust baseball bat pistol 10mm gang-daddy marauders viscous

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Mothman flew away from town, like a giant bat, and then disappeared from sight behind a thicket of skeletal autumn trees.

Don Roff

Tag: trees autumn bat mothman

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Since I can't turn into a bat and fly, I'll still need my bus pass

Daven Anderson

Tag: humor flight vampire bat bus pass fly

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A bat flies straight towards my face. it gives me a perfect view of of possibly one of the ugliest creatures alive. It has long ears and what looks like a piece of salad on the end of its nose. I'm being attacked by Master Yoda with wings!

J.E. Fison

Tag: bat ghost-bat master-yoda

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Flows of shit» , muttered Bat, «I’d go insane, listening to that all day. It’s just a river of ‘Hey, this crazy, disgusting thing just happened, and hey, here’s another one, and another, and another, has your brain caught fire yet?’ It’s like disaster porn or something.

Warren Ellis

Tag: bat gun-machine

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Fuck me", Bat gasped, "It’s like an angel shat ice cream coffee rainbows in my mouth.

Warren Ellis

Tag: bat

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Bat stood in the open door and said "I am a crime scene unit detective from the New York City Police Department, you heinous fucking mongoloid, and there is nothing I cannot do.

Warren Ellis

Tag: awesome bat humourous

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