I was seducing shepherdesses when you weren't a twinkle in your great-grandcestor's eyes. I think I know what I'm doing.

Jim Butcher

Tag: humor women harry-dresden bob-the-skull

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We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville.

Jim Butcher

Tag: humor insanity harry-dresden bob-the-skull

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I have nightmares about hell, where all I do is add up numbers and try to have conversations with people like you.

Jim Butcher

Tag: humor harry-dresden bob-the-skull

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All right. Tell me what I'm looking at."

From the improvised Rolling Stones T-shirt bag tied to my sash, Bob the Skull said, in his most caustic voice, "A giant pair of cartoon lips."

I muttered a curse and fumbled with the shirt until one of the skull's glowing orange eye sockets was visible.

A big goofy magic nerd!" Bob said.

Jim Butcher

Tag: humor harry-dresden bob-the-skull

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Epic sex?" I sputtered. "By what standards, precisely, is sex judged to be epic?"

"And tons and tons of mortal simps like you used as pawns." Bob sighed happily, ignoring my question. "There are no words. It was like the Lord of the Rings and All My Children made a baby with the Macho Man Randy Savage and a Whac-A-Mole machine.

Jim Butcher

Tag: sex harry-dresden bob-the-skull

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Rip her dress off!” Bob shouted. Bob the Skull takes paperback romances very seriously. The next page turned so quickly that he tore the paper a little. Bob is even harder on books than I am.

“That’s what I’m talking about!” Bob hollered, as more pages turned.

Jim Butcher

Tag: bob-the-skull

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