I picked up one of the books and flipped through it. Don't get me wrong, I like reading. But some books should come with warning labels: Caution: contains characters and plots guaranteed to induce sleepiness. Do not attempt to operate heavy machinery after ingesting more than one chapter. Has been known to cause blindness, seizures and a terminal loathing of literature. Should only be taken under the supervision of a highly trained English teacher. Preferably one who grades on the curve.
Laurie Halse AndersonTag: books humorous boring-books
All men have heard of the Mormon Bible, but few except the "elect" have seen it, or, at least, taken the trouble to read it. I brought away a copy from Salt Lake. The book is a curiosity to me, it is such a pretentious affair, and yet so "slow," so sleepy; such an insipid mess of inspiration. It is chloroform in print. If Joseph Smith composed this book, the act was a miracle — keeping awake while he did it was, at any rate.
Mark TwainTag: boring-books mormon book-of-mormon
Ich las das langweilige Buch, schlief darüber ein, im Schlafe träumte
ich, weiter zu lesen, erwachte vor Langeweile, und das dreimal.
Tag: books boring-books
Many books are longer than they seem. They have indeed no end. The boredom that they cause is truly absolute and infinite.
NovalisTag: boredom boring-books
I got mixed up with some oddness in my youth, and the long and short of it is that I can't shuffle off this mortal coil until I have read the ten most boring classics.
Jasper FfordeTag: funny irony boring-books
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