You don’t need no gun control, you know what you need? We need some bullet control. Men, we need to control the bullets, that’s right. I think all bullets should cost five thousand dollars… five thousand dollars per bullet… You know why? Cause if a bullet cost five thousand dollars there would be no more innocent bystanders.
Yeah! Every time somebody get shut we’d say, ‘Damn, he must have done something ... Shit, he’s got fifty thousand dollars worth of bullets in his ass.’
And people would think before they killed somebody if a bullet cost five thousand dollars. ‘Man I would blow your fucking head off…if I could afford it.’ ‘I’m gonna get me another job, I’m going to start saving some money, and you’re a dead man. You’d better hope I can’t get no bullets on layaway.’
So even if you get shot by a stray bullet, you wouldn't have to go to no doctor to get it taken out. Whoever shot you would take their bullet back, like "I believe you got my property.
Tag: humor gun-control bullets
It was something... the way a person's life picked up speed, the way a life was like a bullet aimed at one final target, impossible to slow or turn aside, and like the bullet, you were ignorant of what you were going to hit, would never know anything except the rush and the impact.
Joe HillThey're fake bullets, so why do I feel like Im bleeding out?
Jodi PicoultTag: bleeding fake bullets picoult jodi
In Sarajevo in 1992, while being shown around the starved, bombarded city by the incomparable John Burns, I experienced four near misses in all, three of them in the course of one day. I certainly thought that the Bosnian cause was worth fighting for and worth defending, but I could not take myself seriously enough to imagine that my own demise would have forwarded the cause. (I also discovered that a famous jaunty Churchillism had its limits: the old war-lover wrote in one of his more youthful reminiscences that there is nothing so exhilarating as being shot at without result. In my case, the experience of a whirring, whizzing horror just missing my ear was indeed briefly exciting, but on reflection made me want above all to get to the airport. Catching the plane out with a whole skin is the best part by far.) Or suppose I had been hit by that mortar that burst with an awful shriek so near to me, and turned into a Catherine wheel of body-parts and (even worse) body-ingredients? Once again, I was moved above all not by the thought that my death would 'count,' but that it would not count in the least.
Christopher HitchensTag: war death martyrdom bullets near-death-experience 1992 churchill causes bosnia bosnian-war john-burns mortars sarajevo siege-of-sarajevo
I don't know much about kisses, but I can assure you that hers were no less fierce than a swarm of bullets tearing the air
Xavier VelascoTag: love kissing kiss kisses air bullets xavier assure hers swarm tearing velasco
I wanted to paint a picture some day that people would stand before and forget that it was made of paint. I wanted it to creep into them like a bar of music and mushroom there like a soft bullet.
O. HenryTag: art arts music painting paint bullets soft-bullet
Memories are bullets. Some whiz by and only spook you. Others tear you open and leave you in pieces.
Richard KadreyTag: pain metaphor memories bullets
The rain fell like dead bullets.
Scott NicholsonTag: rain depression noir bullets crow-like
He felt like the last bullet in a gun meant for revenge, sealed with a kiss.
Pete WentzI will love to be called a foolish man of peace, than to be named a wise man of war. Show me your weapons of war and I will show you my Bible of peace!
Israelmore AyivorTag: wisdom love peace war weapons bible foolish guns wise conflict stupid chaos food-for-thought fool arms destroy myself me warrior weapons-of-mass-destruction bullets call killers name my wise-man i armed-forces peaceful forces at-peace called israelmore-ayivor the-word-of-god mass-destruction armed foolish-man i-am-for-peace named peace-keeping piston
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