The rush of adrenaline helped. Not a lot. I still needed a caffeine fix, but at least I was awake enough to realize I quite possibly had my underwear on inside out. Something didn’t feel right down yonder.
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Darynda JonesMy plans often went awry. Much like my thoughts. Hold the phones. Maybe SATAN had A.D.D. too. It would explain a lot.
Darynda JonesGemma was so determined for me to deal with my PTSD, but I thought I was doing pretty well with it. We were friends now. I had my incontinence under control
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The funny thing about GPS was it didn’t always send you in the right direction.
I knew that if I took a right and took Twelfth instead, I’d get there faster, so I turned right. Ozzy did not approve.
“Wut the foock?”
Did he just say the F-word?
“Ya not even foocking listening.”
“Ha! This is great,” I said to the dead naked guy. He ignored me. Ozzy was so entertaining
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suddenly I’m that chick from Fatal Attraction. Next thing you know, I’ll be boiling rabbits.
Darynda JonesTag: humor charley-davidson charley-davidson-humor
I was freaking her out, but someone had to do it, damn it
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Charley's "FOR THE LOVE OF":
“Oh,FOR THE LOVE OF gravy”
“Just be honest with me, FOR THE LOVE OF applesauce, Gemma.”
“But FOR THE LOVE OF marinara, I typed, don’t shoot anyone.
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Holy mother of banana cream pie. They had pictures.
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You take everything onto your shoulders like that guy who holds up the world, and you shouldn’t. You’re not nearly as muscular.
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