It is at despair at not being able to be noble and beautiful by natural means that we have made up our faces so strangely.

Charles Baudelaire

Tag: fashion artificiality costume



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He giggled like a puppy being tickled by a kitten wearing a duckling costume.

Jim Benton

Tag: funny laugh cute puppy kitten costume duckling



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You're a punk?'
'What?'
'What do they call people from the eighties?' I asked.
'Oh,' she laughed. It was a beautiful laugh. 'I'm my mother, actually. I mean, these are her clothes from High School. I guess I should tell people I'm Cyndi Lauper though, or something, because dressing up as your mother is pretty lame.'
'I almost dressed up as my mother,' I said, 'but I was worried what my therapist would say.'
She laughed again, and I realized that she thought I was joking. It was probably for the best, since telling her the second half of my mom costume - a giant fake butcher knife through the head - would probably freak her out.

Dan Wells

Tag: humor morbid costume john-cleaver



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Shigure Sohma: [got Tohru a maid costume for White Day] I can't wait to for her to call me master while wearing this.

Hatsuharu Sohma: Just don't get arrested, okay?

Natsuki Takaya

Tag: costume shigure haru hatsuharu maid shii



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This is ridiculous! I am going to look like I just hopped out of the hooker version of Alice in Wonderland.

Jessica Fortunato

Tag: love alice-in-wonderland ridiculous costume hooker



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Today, I attended a friend's birthday party dressed as a ninja. I soon discovered that ninjas are very misunderstood.

Wayne Gerard Trotman

Tag: birthdays ninja misunderstanding costume birthday-party fancy-dress



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At the last minute, I couldn't wear the Hitler mustache because Tiger Stripe ate it; and then I didn't want to take my kitty and risk his coughing up some big Nazi hairball on someone's front stoop.

Chuck Palahniuk

Tag: halloween nazi mustache kitten costume hilter



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Saltei da quinta nuvem para o primeiro plano planejando revirarrevoltas e crimes contra os costumes.

Filipe Russo

Tag: crime costume saltar nuvem planejar plano revirarrevolta



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