The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly.
Mel BrooksTag: sex double-entendre
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Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
Mae WestTag: empowerment freedom marriage self-reliance independence institutions double-entendre bachelorhood self-sufficiency singles
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
Zsa Zsa GaborTag: humor wisdom marriage double-entendre
Sublime is something you choke on after a shot of tequila.
Mark Z. DanielewskiTag: drinking tequila double-entendre
He's the sort of guy that gets a laugh out of people.
Ken KeseyTag: psychology double-entendre
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
L. Frank BaumTag: humor double-entendre
Why don't you and I have a nice penetrating man-to-man conversation?
Sanami MatohTag: humor double-entendre
I don't just like sexual double entendres I love them, I stroke them, I milk them, I spank them when they're naughty.
Craig FergusonTag: double-entendre
Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
A: You can't hear an enzyme.
Tag: innuendo double-entendre naughty riddle hormone
She leaned into him to soak up his warmth.
"You are so hot," she said.
"It's about time you noticed," he teased.
Tag: double-entendre
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