Summer vacation is about watermelons, shaved ice, Popsicles, summer festivals with fireworks, and the ocean!!! That's what summer has been about for elementary school kids since the dawn of time! But no, you're worried about UV rays!"
"Oh my."
-I don't think they had elementary school at the dawn of time-

Peach-Pit

Tag: summer dawn-of-time elementary-school

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For in the forest someone is always watching and someone is always listening!

Nancy B. Brewer

Tag: school funny childrens-book elementary-school

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Your mission statement says Galer Street is based on global "connectitude." (You people don't just think outside the box, you think outside the dictionary!)

Maria Semple

Tag: humor education school elementary-school mission-statements

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At St. Bernardine’s the nuns never liked me. Especially Sister Mary Bitch-and-a-Half. I think that was her biblical name.

Kathy Griffin

Tag: humor catholicism elementary-school nuns

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Better to have to retrace your steps and then move forward than never to move forward at all.

Anne Burack Sayre

Tag: imagination history funny mystery delightful birthday children-s elementary-school anne-burack-sayre juvenile-fiction sister-and-brother-team targets-3rd-5th-graders

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