O yes youwl want to think on that you dont want your mouf to walk you where your feet dont want to go.

Russell Hoban

Tag: pause thoughtlessness speaking consider foot-in-mouth

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Have you ever done something that you were really ashamed of? I mean somehing so bad you felt sick just thinking about it?'
'Everyone has. Why, what'd you do?'
'I didn't say goodbye to Mum.'
'That's not so bad.'
'Did you say goodbye to your mum before she left?' I'd never asked Martin about this before. I didn't want to hear the answer.
'She left before I had a chance.'
'Oh.'
'That's what I like about you, Faltrain.You always know just what to say.

Cath Crowley

Tag: secrets foot-in-mouth

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I'm a librarian in town,' she began.
'You sure about that?'
The words popped out before he could stop them.
Annabelle raised her eyebrows. 'Fairly. It's my job and so far no one has told me to go away when I show up for work.'
smooth, Stryker, he thought, very smooth.
'I was expecting someone wearing glasses. You know. Because librarians read a lot.'
The raised eyebrows turned into a frown. 'You need to get out of the barn more.

Susan Mallery

Tag: funny librarians shane annabelle foot-in-mouth awkward-encounters

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Then I guess the rest of my life will be resigned to doggy style sex." The words were out of my mouth before I could think about them. "I mean however long...when we're...that wasn't a fucking proposal."
"Okay."
"Don't smile that. Smugness doesn't become you."
"Okay."
"Scoot the fuck over. You're hogging the bed."

Austin and Peter. :')

Dani Alexander

Tag: foot-in-mouth crude-humor hospital-bed-conversation hospital-scene

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You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

Dave Barry

Tag: women pregnancy fat awkward-moments pregnant-woman foot-in-mouth

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Does giving your piece of mind, bring a peace of mind? Or is it better to be silent and let the war inside subside?

Anthony Liccione

Tag: words rage peace mind fight tongue calm complain quiet conflict controversy disagreement talk argue debate regrets misunderstanding dispute accept forgive quarrel condemn discuss foot-in-mouth whitewash piece-of-mind rag remain-silent row subside

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