I just know there's an albino living in the colored quarters. I can feel it in my bones.
Fannie FlaggTag: funny-humor
Awwww, lame, we're not going to disneyworld. (said by the amazing talking dog, Total)
James PattersonTag: funny-humor
YOU. GOT. FOOD. IN. MY. HAIR.
Stephenie MeyerTag: funny-humor
I don't believe in magic.
J.K. RowlingTag: funny-humor
Look," I whisper to Cat, "Shooting star! That's good luck."
She rolls her eyes. "It's a plane, you idiot," she says, and when I look again I can see that she's right. Typical.
Tag: cat funny-humor mouse lucky-star
I've endured my entire life struggling from a split personality. The problem is that the other guy, a wise guy named (Jack)...has always been in charge.
Timothy PinaTag: funny-humor
I stabbed him,” Flit said weakly, clutching at the tattered remains of Talon’s shirt.
“With pens,” Talon agreed.
“Is he dead?” Flit’s eyes were huge, the pupils blown black, only a sliver of color showing around the edges. He was probably going into shock.
“I don’t think so,” Talon said. “It’s pretty hard to die by pen.
Tag: funny-humor
Okay, but would you say between us we have the combined IQ of at least a garden slug?
Norah WilsonTag: humor funny-humor slugs
Ooh, big day in town for our park warden,” I said. “They’re even making you wear the uniform.
Hayley’s mom will be happy. She thinks you look hot in it.”
Dad turned as red as his hair.
Mom’s laugh floated out from her studio. “Maya Delaney. Leave your father alone.
Tag: funny-humor blushing embarrassing
I'm not crazy, but I suspect the voices in my head are. ~Chrissy
Kelli SullivanTag: funny-humor
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