Cut the crap and tell me what color panties you’re wearing.

Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Tag: funny-humour

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He[Crystal's father] had found my height amusing, referring to me as his "little girl" at every opportunity even though I could see the bald patch on top of his head fringed by curls when we stood side by side.

Joss Stirling

Tag: height funny-humour joss sterling crystal tall

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