When uncle Eddie does his impression of 'Like a Virgin' it's like Madonna is coming out of his body!'
Christ what an image.
Tag: georgia-nicolson
Biology
The film turns out to be about bees. It is a film about a bee center. How crap is this going to be?
An hour later
That was the best thing I have seen for ages. We made Miss Wilson rewind the bit where the two queens were having a bitch fight.
Tag: humor bees georgia-nicolson
He says we should take it easy and that maybe he overreacted a bit."
Dave said, "A bit? That's like Hitler saying, 'Oooh, I just meant to go for a little walk, but then I accidentally invaded Poland.
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Your soul shines through even if you haven't got mascara on
Louise RennisonTag: georgia-nicolson
Jas, whatever Tom has under his trousers is between you and him.
Louise RennisonTag: tom georgia-nicolson hunky jas
How many times do we all have to do this? Get up, go to school, again? Before everyone admits it's a crap idea?
Louise RennisonTag: georgia-nicolson
I don't know what's going on with Mum and Dad, but it's weird. Mum keeps asking Dad to do things and he keeps doing them Unfotunately, she hasn't said 'Hand over your money and make your way to Europe!
Louise RennisonTag: georgia-nicolson
Rosie laughed in a not too reassuring way if you like sane laughter.
Louise RennisonTag: rosie georgia-nicolson
What in the name of Hitler's panties and matching bra set was she talking about?
Louise RennisonTag: georgia-nicolson
Boys are like elastic bands. It doesn't mean that boys are made of elastic, which is a plus because nobody wants a boyfriend made out of rubber. On the other hand, if they were made out of rubber, you could save yourself a lot of time and effort and heartache by just rustling one up out of a car tire. Boys are different from girls. Girls like to be cozy all the time but boys don't. First of all, they like to get all close to you like a coiled-up rubber band, but after a while, they get fed up with being too coiled and need to stretch away to their full stretchiness. Then, after a bit of on-their-own strategy, they ping back to be close to you. So in conclusion on the boy front, you have to play hard to get and also let them be elastic bands.
Louise RennisonTag: boys girls georgia-nicolson louise-rennison
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