Every morning in the middle of nowhere, without electricity or anyone to impress, I'd take great care in picking out my outfit and hover in front of a business card-size mirror to apply my lip gloss and check my eyebrows. I also felt I had a strong case for bringing a little black dress on expeditions. Village parties spring up more often than you might expect, and despite never having been a Girl Scout, I like to be prepared.
Mireya MayorTag: fashion wilderness explorers girl-scouts
The Girl Scouts allow homosexuals and atheists to join their ranks, and they have become a pro-abortion feminist training corps. If the Girl Scouts of America can't get back to teaching real character, perhaps it will be time to look for our cookies elsewhere.
Hans ZeigerTag: feminist atheists cookies homosexuals girl-scouts
6. Sleep with a bra on every night in fear of your boobs dropping should you forget. Intermediate: Don't wear a bra in the daytime. Advanced: Forget bras and wear the Hear Comes Trouble T-shirt you got for your eighth birthday. Act offended if anyone stares at the new shape of the word Trouble. Wear the shirt until your mother asks what smells.
Tupelo HassmanTag: humor growing-up girl-scouts
Asshole FBI agents that want to shoot Girl Scouts.
C.J. RobertsTag: funny yes girl-scouts
Nothing sells tombstones like a Girl Scout in uniform.
Jacob M. AppelTag: humor girl-scouts
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