You know how dey say some people “devour” books? Not in da way ME do! Me REALLY devour books!
Mike PantusoMyth: Vampires eat only raw meat or drink blood.
Truth: Why would we do that when there's chocolate in the world?
Tag: hummor
...'I thought the rule was that all monks were shaved.'
'Oh, Soto says he is bald under the hair,'said Lu Tze. 'He says the hair is a separate creature that just happens to live on him.
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Seth put his ear against the door. "I can't hear anything."
"There are probably ten of them patiently waiting on the far side, ready to pounce."
Brownies are shrimps. All I'd need are some heavy boots, a pair of shin guards, and a weed whacker."
The image made Kendra giggle.
Tag: fablehaven hummor brownies weed-whacker
A gunshot rang out, blasting a hole in the door. A crossbow quarrel zinged through the hole and stuck quivering into the opposite wall. Seth heard the rocking horse clattering down the staircase, the twang of bowstrings, and the overlapping beat of several other projectiles thudding against the door.
"That was awesome," Seth told Kendra.
"You're psychotic," Kendra replied.
Tag: brothers awesome psychotic hummor traps rocking-horse
Wasn't that awesome?" Seth asked.
Warren cocked his head, his expression mildly embarrassed. "I'm sorry, Kendra--it was pretty cool."
"All boys belong in insane asylums," Kendra said.
Tag: boys cool hummor insane-asylum
Wild and disrespectful? Who the hell are you anyway, outsourced help?" -Rose Hathaway
Richelle MeadTag: hummor
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