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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.

Jim Henson

Tag: humor

I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.

Groucho Marx

Tag: humor clique clubs membership

Sometimes I think it is a great mistake to have matter that can think and feel. It complains so. By the same token, though, I suppose that boulders and mountains and moons could be accused of being a little too phlegmatic.

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Tag: humor thinking

The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Tag: humor

Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Tag: humor disillusionment growing-up

So many books, so little time.

Frank Zappa

Tag: humor books

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

George Burns

Tag: humor age

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

Victor Borge

Tag: humor laughter

Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.

George Bernard Shaw

Tag: humor friends attributed-no-source animals vegetarianism