Some people make things happen. Some people watch things happen. And then there are those who wonder, 'What the hell just happened?
Carroll BryantTag: humorous humorous-quotations humorous-philosophy
Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection.
Carroll BryantTag: humorous humorous-quotations humorous-philosophy
And if anyone asks, you're Chinese. The boy had nodded. "Chinese," he whispered. "I'm Chinese." "And I," said the girl, "am the Queen of Spain." "In your dreams," said the boy. "In my dreams," said the girl, "I'm the King.
Julie OtsukaTag: thought-provoking humorous-philosophy
She has a particular penchant for mentally noting how much I drink, how much I eat, how much exercise I get, and the like. These specifics all fall within her purview. So in truth, I don’t remember how much I drink; it's not my job.
Jack FlanaganTag: humorous-philosophy
The pursuit of historical revelance is an under appreciated endeavor.
Michael DwinnellTag: insightful philosophy-of-life humorous-philosophy
Do you live each day as if it's your first or your last? Either way you should probably have a diaper on.
Ellen DeGeneresTag: humorous-philosophy
Hindsight is usually more tragic than helpful.
Linda S. GodfreyTag: humor irony-of-life humorous-philosophy
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