I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
Marilyn MonroeTag: marilyn-monroe appearance jokes
A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.
Friedrich NietzscheOur country is the best country in the world. We are swimming in prosperity and our President is the best president in the world. We have larger apples and better cotton and faster and more beautiful machines. This makes us the greatest country in the world. Unemployment is a myth. Dissatisfaction is a fable. In preparatory school America is beautiful. It is the gem of the ocean and it is too bad. It is bad because people believe it all. Because they become indifferent. Because they marry and reproduce and vote and they know nothing.
John CheeverTag: life indifference america marriage delusions fables dissatisfaction prosperity jokes unemployment
Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.
Amy SedarisTag: romance relationships jokes dates
What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
"Ask a glass of water!
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
Dave BarryA person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
Georg Christoph LichtenbergTag: character jokes weaknesses
The gods too are fond of a joke.
AristotleKissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog.
Jim BentonI've said it before and I'll say it again, my lord. You are an evil man.
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