Lula had Eminem cranked up. He was rapping about trailer park girls and how they go round the outside, and I was wondering what the heck that meant. I'm a white girl from Trenton. I don't know these things. I need a rap
cheat sheet.
Tag: ranger stephanie-plum morelli lula to-the-nines
they have enough testosterone between them, if testosterone were electricity they could light up New York City for the month of August
Janet EvanovichTag: lula
I don't feel so good." Lula said. And she farted.
She squeezed her eyes shut tight and did a full minute-long fart. "Excuse me." she said.
I was horrified and impressed all at the same time. It was a record breaking fart. On my best day, I couldn't come near to farting like that.
Maybe your pregnant. Oops, hold on, you're not pregnant, on account of you're not gettin any.
Janet EvanovichTag: lula
It wasn't exactly that Lula was fat. It was more that she was too short for her weight." - Stephanie Plum
Janet EvanovichTag: stephanie-plum lula
As Stephanie and Lula were going after the bad guys, Lula was making preparations from the trunk of her Firebird. Stephanie looked inside and stopped breathing for a beat. "That's a rocket launcher!" "Yep," Lula said. "It's a big boy. I got it at a yard sale in the projects.
Janet EvanovichBitch, this is a gun...
Janet EvanovichTag: stephanie-plum lula explosive-eighteen
Remember, so swashing anyone into the trunk of your car!”
“Sure,” Lula said, “I know that
Tag: humor stephanie-plum lula
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