90% of the game is half mental.

Yogi Berra

Tag: inspirational math-humor

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I care. They bother me. And that's why I'm stupid. That makes me exponentially more stupid than stupid. I'm stupid to the power of stupid.

Kami Garcia

Tag: math-humor

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What's your angle?" I asked, trying to sound more playful than demanding.
"Isosceles," Jack quipped.

Amanda Hocking

Tag: quip geometry math-humor retort

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This is all so silly,' said Diko. 'Who cares about what's real and what isn't real? [...] And as for our own history, the parts that will be lost, who cares if a mathematician calls us dirty names like "unreal"? They say such slanders about the square root of minus two as well.

Orson Scott Card

Tag: slander math-humor unreal square-root-of-minus-two

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For large values of 1, 1 approaches 2, for small values of 2.

Keith Caserta

Tag: humor double-talk math-humor science-humor

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My father would argue two side of a möbius strip.

Dan Brown

Tag: argument math-humor science-humor

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Everyone hated Calculus. Quadratic equations, parabolas, logarithms, trigonometry - you name it. It was like floating in an endless, frictionless void traveling at x miles per hour at a descension rate of one half the speed of gravity. Solve for x.

Andrew Sturm

Tag: math-humor project kirkwood

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