You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.

Dorothy Parker

Tag: horticulture puns



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Punning is a talent which no man affects to despise but he that is without it.

Jonathan Swift

Tag: humor puns



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Aye Oedipus, yir a complex fucker right enough

Irvine Welsh

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Yeah 'ear 'ear," said George, with half a glance at Fred, the corner of whose mouth twitched.

J.K. Rowling

Tag: harry-potter puns ears



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I have mood poisoning. Must be something I hate.

Marilyn Manson

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Let us cry for the spilt milk, by all means, if by doing so we learn how to avoid spilling any more. Let us cry for the spilt milk, and remember how, and where, and why, we spilt it. Much wisdom is learnt through tears, but none by forgetting our lessons.

María Amparo Ruiz de Burton

Tag: inspiration mistakes puns



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I seem to be able to get away with pun strips if I add a panel at the end where I somehow indicate that I know it's a bad pun.

Stephan Pastis

Tag: comics puns



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Xingu!" she scoffed. "Why, it was the fact of our knowing so much more about it than she did—unprepared though we were—that made Osric Dane so furious. I should have thought that was plain enough to everybody!

Edith Wharton

Tag: humor manners new-york puns behaviour didacticism dangerous-philosophy pretension



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Do You Come Here Often?' and 'Be Part of the Action' Have Become Clichéd
"Coast Guard Sees Increasing Need for Icebreakers"—headline, Associated Press, March 1

James Taranto

Tag: humour cliches puns icebreakers icebreakers-facilitation



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Over the years, I have been subjected to many indignities, all for the sake of Art. If I ever catch him, I'm going to kill the guy.

Bob Hope

Tag: art humour film hollywood puns



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