Oh, she doth teach the torches to burn bright!
It seems she hangs upon the cheek of night
Like a rich jewel in an Ethiope’s ear,
Beauty too rich for use, for earth too dear.
So shows a snowy dove trooping with crows
As yonder lady o'er her fellows shows.
The measure done, I’ll watch her place of stand,
And, touching hers, make blessèd my rude hand.
Did my heart love till now? Forswear it, sight!
For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night.

William Shakespeare

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I’ve noticed that you are retarded, Dr. Phil.

Christy Leigh Stewart

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The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping.

Christy Leigh Stewart

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Being socially retarded is like being mentally retarded, it arouses in others disgust and pity and the desire to torment and reform.

Margaret Atwood

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