You're sure your new roommate won't be like the last one who wore tinfoil socks and had a tendency to occasionally urinate in the refrigerator. You're sure you'll pass Math 106 this time around. You're determined to actually join some clubs this year and not just sit around in your dorm eating spray cheese from a can and watching youtube videos about cats.
Patrick RothfussI was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that's when I realized that a spatula is a lot like a fly swatter. And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry. And a roommate is a lot like a fly eater.
Demetri MartinTag: humor funny comedy ironic comedian roommates fly demetri-martin
A good roommate may be the single most important thing to have when one is away at school.
Barbara DanaTag: school roommates roommate
Speaking of banging, when’s McSailor getting home?” Kirsten’s smirk was the size of Texas.
Sophie had to smile. “Crude. You’re crude, roomie.
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The thing is, it's really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs - if yours are really good ones and theirs aren't. You think if they're intelligent and all, the other person, and have a good sense of humor, that they don't give a damn whose suitcases are better, but they do.
J.D. SalingerTag: holden-caulfield roommates suitcases
Your trash can is full of energy bar wrappers."
"You were looking through my trash?
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