He looks again towards the door, expecting Mum to walk in and remind him of something he's forgotten. He smiles awkwardly.
'Is that it, Dad? I've got to go.'
'Your Mum said I should mention ... um ... satisfaction.'
'What!'
'She said young men should know things, should be told things so that the girl won't be ...' his eyes plead for understanding, '... disappointed.'
[...] 'No worries, Dad. My biology teacher said I was a natural.'
Dad looks confused.
'I'm kidding, Dad.'
[...] Poor bloke, having to do the dirty work while Mum's off with her gang.
'Dad? What did Grandpa tell you about sex?'
'He said if I got a girl pregnant, he'd kill me.
Tag: funny dads female-satisfaction sex-talk
Oh, I see. You’re horny.”
Kent cleared his throat. “I believe we’ve had more than one discussion about that adjective.”
“Right,” Cali corrected, frowning as she peered at the cellulite on the top of the back of her thighs. “You’re not horny. You’re lascivious.
Admit it. You just had sex,” Alice hissed.
Cali’s jaw dropped open. “That’s none of your business,” she replied in outrage, “and how the hell did you know?”
Alice shook her head “You’re glowing orgasmically. It’s disgustingly sweet. And Kent looks ridiculously relaxed and possessive.”
Brushing her best friend away and flushing a little, Cali pretended to look for her salad tongs. “Mind your own business.”
“Fine,” Alice grumbled. “Don’t tell me all the dirty details.” She paused for a beat. Then added, “It was rear entry, wasn’t it?”
Cali almost strangled on her shock and indignation. “It was not.”
Alice chuckled maliciously. “Don’t lie to me. He has that macho glint in his eyes. I’d know that look anywhere. I’m an anthropologist, remember? And mating rituals are one of my specialties.
Tag: sex-talk
Let me give you some advice here: People who want to have the sex talk with you will act the same way as people who want to murder you. First they get you in their car, so they're in control and you can't escape. Then they drive you someplace in the middle of nowhere.
Flynn MeaneyTag: love sex teenagers high-school sex-education teenagers-and-parents sex-talk
See something you like?"
Miller tensed, going tight as a guitar string. "No, but God...Have you ever seen a dick that big before?"
Garrett couldn't resist teasing Miller a little. "Every morning when I take a piss."
"You wish." Miller tore his gaze away from the room's occupants and turned to stare at Garrett. "I remember your dick just fine, and it didn't look anything like that."
"Ah. Now you've gone and hurt my dick's feelings. Maybe you should kiss and make up.
First you're going to get your sweet little ass down from there and bend over the counter while I show you who the fuck is boss around here.
Alyssa TurnerThank you, Spencer," Rory said.
In a flash Jack was inches from her face, bending over her so that his breath could be felt on her lips. "You don't thank Spencer. You thank me.
You two have a lot to learn about being subs."
"Maybe, but I can't believe how turned on I am," Rory whispered.
Jack smiled at her. "I can." He sat on his knees and his gaze traveled over her body to the neat pink Lycra V between her legs. "You've soaked your bottoms already." The grin on his face was wicked. "Take them off.
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