Yeah, cause that would be a smart choice. So, I should just forget about the whole lying to me thing when you pronounce you will never do it again?”
“Yes.”
“You’d have a better chance getting a donkey to shit gold.

Elizabeth J. Kolodziej

Tag: romance paranormal-romance vampire witch snarky-quotes the-last-witch-series vampyre-kisses werewolf-descent

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That's about as effective as a windshield wiper on a goat's ass.

Denise Tompkins

Tag: humor funny snarky-quotes

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My inner goddess confirms that staring at a beautiful/rich/powerful face is the basis of True Love.

Jess C. Scott

Tag: love true-love romance satire drama obsession parody crime-fiction twilight snark social-criticism snarkiness fifty-shades fifty-shades-of-grey snarky-quotes inner-goddess

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