How do people, like, not curse? How is it possible? There are these gaps in speech where you just have to put a "fuck." I'll tell you who the most admirable people in the world are: newscasters. If that was me, I'd be like, "And the motherfuckers flew the fucking plane right into the Twin Towers." How could you not, if you're a human being? Maybe they're not so admirable. Maybe they're robot zombies.
Nick HornbyTag: expletives swearing
Shit is the tofu of cursing and can be molded to whichever condition the speaker desires. Hot as shit. Windy as shit. I myself was confounded as shit...
David SedarisTag: profanity swearing shit tofu
Agatha Christie n. A silent, putrid fart committed by someone in this very room, and only one person knows whodunnit.
VIZTag: humor swearing british dictionary
corgi 1. n. A high class hound, such as those that accompany the Queen. 2. n. A high class hound, such as the one that accompanies Prince Charles.
VIZTag: humor swearing british dictionary
Taking up marriage is a good excuse for taking up cursing."
These is my words
Stercus Accidit.
[barren happens]
I'm a heart surgeon, sure, but I'm just a mechanic. I go in and I fuck around and I fix things. Shit.
Raymond CarverTag: love work heart swearing career fix mechanic
Fuck a zombie!
Charlaine HarrisFinally, a bit of luck. Rat bastard,' I hissed down at Montmartre. 'Mangy dog of a scurvy goat.'
'That doesn’t even make sense,' Isabeau murmured.
'Feels good though. Try it.'
She narrowed her eyes at the top of Montmartre’s perfectly groomed hair. 'Balding donkey’s ass.'
'Nice.'
'Sniveling flea-bitten rabid monkey droppings.'
'Clearly, you’re a natural.
Shut the eff up,' Aaron said. Only he said the REAL swear, the REAL word.
Carol Lynch WilliamsTag: swearing carol-lynch-williams miles-from-ordinary
Pagina 1 di 4.
prossimo ultimo »
Data privacy
Imprint
Contact
Diese Website verwendet Cookies, um Ihnen die bestmögliche Funktionalität bieten zu können.