[The Toaster]
A silver-scaled dragon with jaws flaming red
sits at my elbow and toasts my bread.
I hand him fat slices, then one by one
he hands them back when he sees they are done.
Tag: anthromorphism toaster
But the toaster was quite satisfied with itself, thank you. Though it knew from magazines that there were toasters who could toast four slices at a time, it didn't think that the master, who lived alone and seemed to have few friends, would have wanted a toaster of such institutional proportions. With toast, it's quality that matters, not quantity.
Thomas M. DischTag: children usefulness appliances toaster
The toaster (lacking real bread) would pretend to make two crispy slices of toast. Or, if the day seemed special in some way, it would toast an imaginary English muffin.
Thomas M. DischTag: childrens cute toaster appliance
In any case, muffins that are only imaginary aren't liable to get stuck.
Thomas M. DischTag: food childrens appliances toaster
So, without saying anything to the others, it made its way to the farthest corner of the meadow and began to toast an imaginary muffin. That was always the best way to unwind when things got to be too much for it.
Thomas M. DischTag: life cute appliances toaster
I was always a great believer in buttered toast.
Frank O'ConnorTag: toaster buttered-toast
I am definitely not a fucking toaster.
Jim ChaseleyTag: humor profanity robots toaster
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