A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.

Dennis Miller

Tag: humor police lol tracking

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I followed your footsteps," he said, in answer to the unspoken question. "Snow makes it easy."
I had been tracked, like a bear.
"Sorry to make you go to all that trouble," I said.
"I didn't have to go that far, really. You're about three streets over. You just kept going in loops."
A really inept bear.

Maureen Johnson

Tag: winter winnie-the-pooh tracking bear

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