Okay, seriously, I dont know if this is true or not, but I heard people who use profanity are trying to compensate for their lack of you know... size" -Tuck
Simone ElkelesYou know about fixing cars, you're athletic, and you know when to shut up."
"That last one isn't a skill."
"Honey, trust me. It's a skill.
Tag: remaining-silent skills tuck rules-of-attraction
La cucaracha, La cucaracha, Ya no puede caminar, porque no tiene, porque le falta, I don't know the rest, la la la la!
Simone ElkelesTag: funny carlos perfect-chemistry simone-elkeles tuck rules-of-attraction carlos-fuentes
If no words come, you can always give him the finger.
Simone ElkelesTag: tuck tucker-reese
Tuck a buck as a puck of luck.
Toba BetaHe laughs. "Put some clothes on so you don't scare poor Kiara with your morning hard-on."
I look down at my shorts. Sure enough, I've got la tengo dura in front of Kiara and Tuck. Shit. I reach out for the first thing I can grab and put it in front of me to shield myself from view. It happens to be one of Kiara's stuffed animals, but I don't have much choice right now.
"That's Kiara's Mojo," Tuck says, laughing. "Get it? Mojo?
Tag: funny carlos perfect-chemistry simone-elkeles kiara tuck rules-of-attraction carlos-fuentes kiara-westford
Tuck holds out his hand. "By the way, I don't think we've been formally introduced. I'm Tuck. You know, rhymes with luck."
"And fuck," Carlos adds.
"Yep, that, too," Tuck says unfazed.
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