Ever hear of the phrase, Banging you're head on a brick wall?"
Ah, but you forget, Darren, vampires can break brick walls with their heads.

Darren Shan

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In the spring of 1988, I returned to New Orleans, and as soon as I smelled the air, I knew I was home.
It was rich, almost sweet, like the scent of jasmine and roses around our old courtyard.
I walked the streets, savoring that long lost perfume.

Anne Rice

Tag: vampires new-orleans jasmine



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Vampires do breathe, by the way, but their chests don't move like humans'. Have you ever lain in the arms of your sweetheart and tried to match your breathing to his, or hers? You do it automatically. Your brain only gets involved if your body is having trouble. Fortunately there was nothing about this situation that was like being in the arms of a sweetheart except that I was leaning against someone's naked chest. I could no more have breathed with him than I could have ignited gasoline and shot exhaust out my butt because I was sitting in the passenger seat of a car.

Robin McKinley

Tag: humor vampires cars



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The Lone Ranger of vampires. Did that make me Tonto?

Robin McKinley

Tag: humor vampires lone-ranger



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Carlos: So, what, were they psychos, or...
Seth: Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!

Quentin Tarantino

Tag: humor vampires



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Eric moved the broom experimentally and made an attempt to sweep the glass into the pan while it lay in the middle of the floor. Of course, the pan slid away. Eric scowled.
I'd finally found something Eric did poorly.

Charlaine Harris

Tag: humor vampires cleaning



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Xander Harris: "Just when you think you know a guy he robs a mass grave and takes off.

Diana G. Gallagher

Tag: humour vampires buffy-the-vampire-slayer



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Believe in angels? Then believe in vampires. Believe in me. There are worse things on earth.

Anne Rice

Tag: vampires



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I've won Satan's lottery.

Christopher Moore

Tag: humor vampires



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There will never be slaves in Britain,' Godalming continued, 'but those who stay warm will naturally serve us, as the excellent Bessie has just served me. Have a care, lest you wind up the equivalent of some damned regimental water-bearer.'

In India, I knew a water-bearer who was a better man than most.

Kim Newman

Tag: horror vampires alternative-history



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