I'm married. And pregnant.

Edan Lepucki

Tag: children marriage impromptu-humor what-the-hell

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I mean you ACRES of harm,' Dalrymple growled. 'Untold QUANTITIES of harm. I will visit a whole CONTINENT of harm upon you before we are through.

Derek Landy

Tag: humor humorous threats what-the-hell

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He crouched at the care window and looked in. "What a lovely family you have. What a charming family. They're all lovely. Except for that one." His finger jabbed the glass. "That one's a bit ugly."

The American stepped towards him. "What? What did you say?"

"Oh, don't worry. I'm sure his personality makes up for his face.

Derek Landy

Tag: humor family random insults humorous what-the-hell

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You don't need to like me to let me fuck you but since I like you, I'd prefer it that way.

Kristen Ashley

Tag: what-the-hell sigh-worthy shock-and-awe

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Holy hell weasel!

Rachel Hawkins

Tag: humor what-the-hell

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