I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.

Woody Allen

Tag: self-deprecating woody-allen



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If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.

Woody Allen

Tag: humor religion christian-behavior organized-religion woody-allen



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Chapter 1.
He adored New York City. He idolized it all out of proportion...no, make that: he - he romanticized it all out of proportion. Yeah. To him, no matter what the season was, this was still a town that existed in black and white and pulsated to the great tunes of George Gershwin.'

Uh, no let me start this over.

'Chapter 1.
He was too romantic about Manhattan, as he was about everything else. He thrived on the hustle bustle of the crowds and the traffic. To him, New York meant beautiful women and street-smart guys who seemed to know all the angles...'.

Ah, corny, too corny for my taste. Can we ... can we try and make it more profound?

'Chapter 1.
He adored New York City. For him, it was a metaphor for the decay of contemporary culture. The same lack of individual integrity that caused so many people to take the easy way out was rapidly turning the town of his dreams in...'

No, that's going to be too preachy. I mean, you know, let's face it, I want to sell some books here.

'Chapter 1.
He adored New York City, although to him it was a metaphor for the decay of contemporary culture. How hard it was to exist in a society desensitized by drugs, loud music, television, crime, garbage...'

Too angry, I don't want to be angry.

'Chapter 1.
He was as tough and romantic as the city he loved. Behind his black-rimmed glasses was the coiled sexual power of a jungle cat.'

I love this.

'New York was his town, and it always would be.

Woody Allen

Tag: writing woody-allen new-york-city gershwin manhatten



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You can't ride two horses with one behind.

Woody Allen

Tag: humor woody-allen



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When Maimonides says that the Messiah will come but that 'he may tarry,' we see the origin of every Jewish shrug from Spinoza to Woody Allen.

Christopher Hitchens

Tag: irony woody-allen judaism baruch-spinoza maimonides messiah



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The curtain rises on a vast primitive wasteland, not unlike certain parts of New jersey.

Woody Allen

Tag: woody-allen new-jersey



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Anything worth knowing cannot be understood by the human mind.

Woody Allen

Tag: woody-allen



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...I might mention my belief that girls who like Woody Allen movies are nicer girls than girls who don't...

Adam Levin

Tag: girls movies woody-allen



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If my penis were a writer/director, it would be Woody Allen - small, neurotic, and, frankly, hit or miss.

Matthew Norman

Tag: woody-allen penis-humor



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No, no, because she's a mental adolescent, and being romantic,
she has a death wish.

So, for a brief moment of passion,she completely abandons all responsibilities.

Woody Allen

Tag: woody-allen vicky-christina-barcelona



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