I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with ... G."
"Sausages.

Adam Rex

Stichwörter: food funny i-spy



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The fog was mysterious. The lights were mysterious. The music was "A-Tisket, A-Tasket".

Adam Rex


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Sorry I'm late," Ms. Egami said to the class. She dropped her papers, which scattered in that special way papers do when one is running late.

Adam Rex

Stichwörter: school funny teacher late papers



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Archimedes was a mathematician," blurted Ethan from the back of the room. "And he was Greek. And he invented things." Ethan was the sort of student who was always keeping score--if he couldn't be the first to declare his knowledge of something, he would make certain you understood that he'd known it already. One day he would be declared the winner, and there would be a Smartest Boy trophy and a parade.

Adam Rex


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There's a little bit of magic in every box!

Adam Rex

Stichwörter: funny magic cereal



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Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren't.

Adam Rex

Stichwörter: cats funny



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Sneaky would be a lime-green Volkswagen. Nobody would suspect the assassins in the lime-green Volkswagen.

Adam Rex

Stichwörter: funny cars sneaky



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Project: Potential was a separate class that the gifted students went to for an hour each day. The name was supposed to make it exciting, like Code Name: Cursive or Mission: State Capitals.

Adam Rex

Stichwörter: funny



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Stealing is good, honest work," Said the theif, puffing out his chest. "Well, not honest, strictly speaking," he admitted after a moment. "Or actually good.

Adam Rex

Stichwörter: funny



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Polly Esther Doe was born at 8:03 a.m. on August 14.

Adam Rex

Stichwörter: funny name polyester



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