Then he kissed me.
Which is a bit like saying, "Then the sun exploded and the walls started melting.
I felt my heart expanding, making room for him to movie in permanently.
Cecily WhiteI frowned at him. "Isn't sarcasm the opiate of the masses?"
"You're thinking of religion," he replied. "Sarcasm is the Xanax of the morally bereft.
Stichwörter: morals religion sarcasm
You give frequent flyer miles with that guilt trip?
Cecily WhiteStichwörter: guilt lol frequent-flyer guilt-trip
No one had ever left me so simultaneously relaxed and knotted up all at once (except maybe Rhett Butler, which doesn't count since he's not a real person).
Cecily WhiteI'm going to hell, aren't I?"
"Hopefully not for a few more years.
Where'd you go?"
"The bowels of hell," his voice echoed back. "I thought we could go apartment hunting for you...since you'll be moving here, and all.
No girl has ever offered to feed my enemies' fingernails to her cat before."
"Lisa's cat. And don't flatter yourself. At the moment, I'm tempted to feed him your fingernails.
Ow! Dammit!"
"Watch your language. This is a holy place."
"Hah!" I grumbled. "If it's so holy, why don't they have a holy elevator? Or a holy librarian who can go fetch the blasted book for us?
Lots of things are impossible. Doesn't mean they don't happen every day."
"Actually that is what impossible means. You should Google it," I suggested. "Wait, does Google qualify as an impossible thing?
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