I'm a Waitress.
Charlaine HarrisStichwörter: humor sookie-stackhouse
There is nothing more wonderful than feeling head-to-toe clean after you've been filthy, having a comfortable bed with clean sheets, being able to sleep in it in safety.
Charlaine HarrisYou've reached Fangtasia, where the undead live again every night...For bar hours, press one. To make a party reservation, press two. To talk to a live person or a dead vampire, press three. Or, if you were intending to leave a humorous prank message on our answering machine, know this: we will find you."
-Pam
Half of me (pathetically) wanted to let him know I'd kept the faith; half of me wanted to get in the toolshed and sharpen me some stakes.
Charlaine HarrisEvery now and then I felt like I was Bill's doll.
Charlaine HarrisStichwörter: dead-until-dark
At the time, I thought if Stan Davis wanted to live on Green Valley Road, or in the Hundred-Acre Wood, that was his right as an American
Charlaine HarrisStichwörter: living-dead-in-dallas
This woman has been mine, and she will be mine' he said, in tones so definite I thought about checking my rear end for a brand
Charlaine HarrisStichwörter: eric-northman
Was this the second body I'd found in the closet, or the third? I wondered why I even opened closet doors any more.
Charlaine HarrisYou have a nice day, you hear?
Charlaine HarrisStichwörter: humor charlaine-harris dermot deadlocked
I’d often thought being a Christian meant by definition being a bad one, since nothing is more difficult than Christianity, so I was more or less used to that feeling.
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