Tall people are naturally confident. History has proven this - Alexander the Great, Wilt Chamberlain, Gisele.

Chuck Klosterman

Stichwörter: humor



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Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose.

Chuck Klosterman

Stichwörter: humor truth lies lying sarcasm chuck-klosterman



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The things he did on purpose were usually no different from the mistakes he made by accident.

Chuck Klosterman

Stichwörter: accident downtown-owl klosterman



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...his lazy eye drifting around the room like a child looking for the bathroom.

Chuck Klosterman

Stichwörter: child bathroom klosterman lazy-eye



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...he was forty bushels beyond bamboozled.

Chuck Klosterman

Stichwörter: trouble bamboozled klosterman



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-- and it occurred to me that people who don't talk about themselves are limiting their own potential. They think they're guarding themselves for some sort of abstract dange, but they're actually allowing other people to decide who they are and what they're like.

Chuck Klosterman


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Americans have become conditioned to believe the world is a gray place without absolutes; this is because we’re simultaneously cowardly and arrogant. We don’t know the answers, so we assume they must not exist. But they do exist. They are unclear and/or unfathomable, but they’re out there. And—perhaps surprisingly—the only way to find those answers is to study NBA playoff games that happened twenty years ago. For all practical purposes, the voice of Brent Musburger was the pen of Ayn Rand.

Chuck Klosterman


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Regardless of how liberal Massachusetts may seem, the Celtics were totally GOP. Like Thomas Jefferson, K. C. Jones did not believe in a strong central government: The Celtic players mostly coached themselves. They practiced when they felt like practicing and pulled themselves out of games when they deemed it appropriate, and they wanted to avoid anything taxing. They wanted to avoid taxes. And they excelled by attacking the world in the same way they had been raised to understand it: You pick-and-roll, you throw the bounce pass, you make your free throws. If it worked in the 1950s, it can work now.

Chuck Klosterman


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Even the invisible are insecure. It's the most universal problem we have. It's so universal, it might not even count as a problem.

Chuck Klosterman


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It's peculiar what you remember when you're not trying.

Chuck Klosterman


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