Picture-perfect, state-of-the-art vaginas lengthened using sections of colon, self-cleaning and lubricated with its own mucosa. Sensate clitorises made by cropping and rerouting bits of the glans penis. The Cadillac of vaginoplasty. Some of these Cadillacs turn out so succesful that the flood of colon mucosa means wearing a maxipad every day.

Chuck Palahniuk


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Give me pity.
Flash.
Give me empathy.
Flash.

Chuck Palahniuk


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Give me needy emotional whining bullshit.
Flash.
Give me self-absorbed egocentric twaddle.
Christ.

Chuck Palahniuk


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Overrun with Goths wearing sandals and soaking lentils at home, the future I wanted is gone. The future I was promised. Everything I expected. The way everything was supposed to turn out. Happiness and peace and love and comfort.

Chuck Palahniuk


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It's a look that says:
Thank you for not sharing.

Chuck Palahniuk


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Give me tolerance.
Flash.
Give me understanding.
Flash.

Chuck Palahniuk


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And since God can't control us, all God does is watch and change channels when He gets bored.

Chuck Palahniuk


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Somewhere in heaven, you're on a live video Web site for God to surf.

Chuck Palahniuk


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Here was our future of cheese-food and aerosol propellants, Styrofoam and Club Med on the moon, roast beef served in a toothpaste tube.

Chuck Palahniuk


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Rip yourself open. Sew yourself shut.

Chuck Palahniuk


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