My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names." I pointed to my right breast. "This is Danger." Then my left. "And this is Will Robinson. I would appreciate it if you addressed them accordingly."

After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?"

I turned my back to him with a shrug. "I named my ovaries, too, but they don't get out as much...

Darynda Jones

Stichwörter: funny-and-random



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Any said by "Charley Davidson" is my favorite!

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Who is Dr. A. von Holstein? And is he related, by chance, to a race of cows?

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I at least need to know who you suspect. What if something happens to you between now and then?”
“What could happen?” When his expression deadpanned, I shrugged. “Fine. I’ll text who I think it is to Cookie with explicit instructions not to tell you unless something dire happens. Like if I have a fatal allergic reaction to your cheap cologne.

Darynda Jones


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I once signed up for anger management classes but the instructor pissed me off.

Darynda Jones


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In that one, they'd done their darnedest to destroy Riley's Switch. This time, instead of two-by-fours and tire irons, they seemed a little more focused on choke holds and knees to the face. Their desire to be close to each other was sweet.

Darynda Jones

Stichwörter: fight humour



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You’re one of us. You’re nephilim. Why are you fighting with that thing?”
“I’m not one of you.” Cameron raked a cold gaze over him. “You’re a copy of a copy.” He threw back his shoulders. “I’m the real deal, bitch.

Darynda Jones


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You mess with the reaper, you get the scythe

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