Cops do this every day, rifling closets and digging through your dildo drawer.

David Wong

Stichwörter: humour



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Dave? This is John. Your pimp says bring the heroin shipment tonight, or he'll be forced to stick you. meet him where we buried the Korean whore. The one without the goatee."
That was code. It meant "Come to my place as soon as you can, it's important.

David Wong

Stichwörter: humor random absurd funny



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Sound filled the room, a crystal melody that could lift any human heart and turn away any devil.
It was "Here I Go Again" by Whitesnake.

David Wong

Stichwörter: humor music



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My shame circuits burned out from overuse years ago.

David Wong


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Arnie sighed and for a quick moment looked genuinely sympathetic that someone could dream up something this elaborately sad.

David Wong


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Do they know they make the honey for you? Or do they work tirelessly because they think its their own choice?

David Wong


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You're the kind of man a man wants when a man wants a man.

David Wong


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Well, you’d better hope I am because the world was built by sociopaths, men willing to send a million innocent boys into battle to be chopped to screaming giblets, all so a banner can be raised over another piece of land with houses and markets and roads soon after.

David Wong


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John cursed himself. Or rather, he
cursed the past version of himself for so
thoughtlessly screwing over the current
version of himself.

David Wong


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We moved in silence for a moment and I said, “How did we screw this all up so badly, John?”
He shook his head. “We always find a way.

David Wong


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